Gays of Our Lives
Blogtour , Bookteaser / July 12, 2016

Things Obie Does When he Probably Should be Working 6:13 p.m., text message from Obie Magoveny: Babe, these shifts are killing me. I feel like I’ve been here forever. 6:24 p.m., text message from Emerson Robinette: … 6:26 p.m., text message from Obie Magoveny: I can’t believe I just pulled out my phone to look and your whole message was an ellipsis! 6:31 p.m., text message from Obie Magoveny: Wait. Are your hands being punks tonight? 7:02 p.m., text message from Emerson Robinette: They’re fine. A little stiff. 7:07 p.m., text message from Obie Magoveny: Record a message. I’ll hide and listen to it. 7:10 p.m., text message from Emerson Robinette: What the hell? Record a voice mail? 7:19 p.m., text message from Obie Magoveny: No, no. In the text screen. Hit the little record button. 7:41 p.m., voice message from Emerson Robinette: Wait, so what does this do? Does it transcribe? Or is it actually sending you my, like, wait, are you going to listen to this right now? You’re at work! How’re you gonna— 7:46 p.m., text message from Emerson Robinette: … 7:59 p.m., text message from Obie Magoveny: Aw. <3 I need headphones so I can listen…